This morning in IT class...

Lecturer: This semester we'll touch on different subjects. We'll touch on photoshop, yadayadayada. We'll also touch on excel, we'll touch on microsoft word...yadayadayada. We'll also touch on this and touch on that...

Ken: Stop touching lah!

HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAAAH... ok if it doesn't sound funny to you then don't mind me. I happen to find it super funny. hahahahhaahahahahhaa....

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Lunch at cafe...

There's this cleaner lady in the cafe who is always always on the prowl looking for dishes to collect. She prances on you as soon as you finish eating. Sometimes she doesn't even bother to ask you whether or not you're done with your food. She'll just snatch the plate and leave you glaring in her wake. She's like a vulture looking for dead bodies you know onot. haha okla I sound really mean. She's not that bad lah. i mean, I salute her for taking her tasks seriously and not sleeping on the job, but sometimes it gets really irritating you know. Like just now, Hanah wasn't done with her lunch. She was just leaving her food idly while talking, and then the cleaner lady just came and took it away. Like wth man! haha. So anyway, we were complaining complianing about it...

Me: hmph. You know why she so semangat onot. Cos these people get commission wan. For every dirty plate they collect they get paid. That's why she so excited to collect it...

Ken: *all wide eyed and surprised and enlightened, like he's just discovered the secret of the century* Ohhhhhhh...really ahhh....no wonder lahhhhhhhh...

HAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA. Ken is so funny lah. The look on Zali's face at that moment was priceless la. It said:"kenyouaresostupidican'tbelieveiknowyou"... heheheheheh...