Happy Birthday to the bestest cousin ever... MAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!

SO. I followed Abel and Sam to Life college to meet up with their friends there. Then we all went for 1.80 cendol (eh i forgot to tell you May, damn cheap arh, for PJ standards!) Then May, Nigel, Abel and I came back to Klang for Porno Chicken...Abel's idea. yeah I know, of all places to celebrate birthday right...haha. But nevertheless, it was fun! Especially since me, May and Nigel haven't tasted it before. (thx Abel!)

Abel drove... Sam likes to camwhore aa!
We all had Ching teh peng... Except for Caleb who is Coca Cola's ambassador. Yeah, Caleb joined us after that. Then he left to pangsai at his friend's house.
We were ordering ordering lah. Then Nigel ordered:"2 breasts" Then he started touching his chest all. Damn funnay k...This guy's got loads of breast stories la... Some loh mai kai nonsense... hahaha... Yeah, that's him with the stim face...

Abel inviting lalats into his mouth...

May: Eh come take pic take pic
Me: Kk, let's do lah some stupid pose all
May: How to do?
Me: Just open the mouth big big and pretend you're screaming lah

Yeah, so excuse the rather fake expressions (especially on May's part. She's a noob lah ;p)

On the way home... Miss you May May!! See you next year... :( *hugz*

You know what would have been the perfect birthday gift?

Watching THIS happen on my birthday

But it's ok, a normal birthday with a cake and candles, nice little presents and pretty goody maidens would do too I suppose...

Thank you babes!!
for the very moist and nice chocolate cake

And the non-stop laughter and berboraking which totally made my night.

Thank you SIYAAANNNNN!!!
For calling alllll the way from halfway across the globe and for the present/card/whatever which I believe I will be receiving in the mail in a few weeks' time *ehem* ;p

Thank you everyone who remembered for the gifts and cards and of course, the birthday wishes. Thank you in advance for those who will be giving me my gift soon. *cough cough* ;p

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aretha Franklin is so addictive man!

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Why am I Bill Clinton of all people? He cheated on his wife!! uugh.

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Hahaha! Chef?!! I can't cook for nuts lah dude! Only time I've cooked is during Rangers outdoor camp, you know, old school stuff. Build an A-frame, then put shavings, then set up the teepee, then use ONE matchstick ONLY to light the fire, then use newspaper to fan the fire (If it even starts in the first place lah. haha.) OHoh! But I can fry potato strips though. Mom tried to take advantage of my naive brain when I was younger. She would cut potatoes into thick fat strips and lie to me, saying it's potato "chips". Then she'd get me to drop it into the hot oil while she fries. Obviously I was thinking it would be crunchy and crispy like Pringles, mana tau it all turned out soggy and, well, potato-ish. -.-"'

Hmmm...Suppose I CAN cook lah, anyone care to taste my sumptuous dishes?? ;p

oklah, chef not so bad lah, but FIREFIGHTER??!?!?!!!! hahahhahahahhhhaahhh!!! AIRCRAFT MECHANIC!!!! hahahahahhaahh!!!

Heart pulsating, she jolts awake from her deep sleep, awakened by the deafening roar of the thunder and the blinding flash of lightning which she could perceive even with her eyes closed.

She tries to go back to sleep, but ends up being deafened once more by the raging thunder. Half asleep half palpitating, she tosses and turns in bed, wondering how her sister could possibly be as dead as a log beside her.

Thoughts race through her groggy mind. "Lord, is this the end of time?" (she knows it isn't because she will NOT be left behind. Besides, it isn't the first time she's been jolted awake from sleep in the middle of a storm thinking it's the end of time) "I hope there isn't any intruder in the house taking advantage of the noise, waiting with a parang in hand in the event i dare to venture out of my room" "I hope the computer won't be damaged cos I didn't pull the plug out of the socket." "Are my parents ok?" "Thunders are caused by two huge clouds with the same charge banging against each other"...

Suddenly, she hears noises coming from below. The clunk of the porcelain mug against the tiled kitchen counter. The familiar clap of the RM2 (or so) Japanese slippers on the kitchen floor as somebody walks about in it. All-too-familiar sounds, but in the middle of the night, especially in a thunderstorm, the usual everyday noises unnerve her. She sits up with a pounding heart, ears pricked like those of a cat's. She listens for more.

Then she hears the rice cooker lid coming down over the rice cooker, and through the cracks between the door, she sees a faint light streaming in, most probably coming from below the stairs. It is THEN that she realises...

"Haiyooo...it's mama in the kitchen lah!!" -.-"'

She plops back down on the bed, rolling her eyes at her silliness. Suddenly she thinks: "I have to blog about this!" And almost like magic, the words start coming. She writes everything down in her imaginary notepad, making sure she misses nothing out.

14 hours later, she sits at her computer, copying from that imaginary notepad.

Amazing, isn't it? The power of the mind in the middle of a storm......

You know how sometimes you're so restless you can't wait for the weekends to arrive so at least you know there'll be something to DO rather than stay at home and rot? yeah, that's pretty much how I'm feeling at the moment. Been cooped up at home for the past 4 days including today, doing nothing except going online and stuffing myself with food every hour or so and reading Wild Swans, which is an awesome book btw. I learnt so much more about Mao Zedong in those pages than I ever did in my 11 years of schooling. Come to think about it, I've never even come across Mao's name in our history textbooks. And what do they call it in schools? History lessons?? Righty-o.

I'm so glad it's FRIDAY today! Will be going for cell tonight. Then will be going down to Phileo Damansara to hunt for the Eastin Hotel tomorrow. The people there are holding a grand ball for me with strawberry-coated chocolate and Haagen Dasz ice cream in celebration of SulingSaturday. Then at night I'll be meeting SIEWWWW LEEEEENNNNGGG-who didn't know GC came to Malaysia(!!!) cos of NS, Anna, Su Wei and Hans for dinner *rubs palms with glee* Yay-o!

Can you believe how absolutely bored I am? I'm actually reciting what I'm going to do in the next 24 hours to you, not like you'd care right. Gosh, I need to be unborified!!

*disclaimer: kids, there is NO such word as UNBORIFIED.

LIFE day today was fun. It felt good to let my hair down in YE. (Well, I ALWAYS let my hair down, literally. XD) I saw Jeremy in his Liverpool jersey and vcd seller-shade hair, first time I've seen him in a long time, had a nice little chat with him. I saw CALEEEBBB!!! He's back from Aus with PERMED hair (duuuude), had a nice little yamchar session with him. Talking to Caleb is always so, uh, cool. He's always cool, calm, composed, and oh-so-polite. But he manages to be fun and nice to talk to anyway. That's Caleb for you, an amazing brother in Christ. I saw Adrian Choo with a variation of Jeremy's VCD seller blonde shade. U-Mae wants to redo her "lala" hair, and I'm pushing her to get a bob. Ivan doesn't know what a bob is. Bawanie cut her hair. Why is everybody doing something to their hair?! I also want weh.

I'm feeling HAIR-y. What are YOU feeling??

Jose Reina, you're my hero!!!!!

Athens, here we come!!!! woohoooo!!