Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Can you believe I mustered up enough courage to crush a poor little cockroach under the sharp, prickly hairs of a berus lantai at 2.15am this morning?

Gosh, that was a seriously harrowing experience for me man. For those who don't already know, there is nothing on earth I'm more afraid of than a creepy little cockroach. It's not that they're dirty (Kwang Yew says he's scared of them coz they're dirty. Please lah. There are a million other dirtier things in the world...) but it's just...I dunno. Something about them that really really freak me out every single time I see them crawling around with their two tentacles ever moving and never stopping. If I had a choice (that is if I wasn't so completely terrified of them), I'd probably take a pair of scissors and cut off that two irritating thingys. That will teach them to tresspass on my toilet floor. Whoever gave them the right to come and freak the daylights out of me in the first place?!

But apparently I'll never be able to do that. What is wrong with me anyway? They're just silly little things that cannot in any way harm me. In fact, one of them had the audacity to personally crawl up my leg without me noticing while I was at a clinic once. More on that later, but my point is, I HAVE come into bodily contact with those things before, and I'm still alive and the thing crawling up my leg did not in any way give me pain/germs/viruses/diseases/boils/sores, so I really don't get why I have this seemingly incurable fear of cockroaches. I told my mom I need to see a psychologist. She just looked at me all weird.

Anyway, the clinic story. I was at a clinic in Klang Jaya once, happily fooling around with my sister on the bench when I suddenly felt something creeping up my leg. I looked down thinking it's probably an ant or whatever. And guess what i saw. I just FREAKED man. I screamed and kicked my legs wildly and just completely went nuts. Summor that one was the big one ok, the kind that could fly i think. Anyway, I kicked it off at last la, and somehow it overturned on its back and couldn't move anymore and my dad caught its pic in his phone. Very funny move my dad made while his daughter was on the verge of getting a heart attack.

So anyway, what happened yesterday night was, I went up to my room and opened the toilet door to wash up. Then *cheng cheng cheng* I saw IT. Thank God I didn't scream, cause it was 2.15 in the morning. I know some of you probably think I should have just shut the door and gone to sleep and not bother bout it coz in the morning it would be gone. But I'm a clean person okay. I always brush my teeth before I sleep, unlike some of you. Haha. So I was standing at the doorway of my toilet trying to regain my composure and come up with a war plan at the same time. The berus lantai was on the other side. Haiya, how to give you geographical explanations of my toilet? So I slowly crept up to the berus, trying not to attract the attention of the dumb cockroach. OK, first move made. Now for the 2nd move.

I held my berus lantai Wong Fei Hong style.Like, you know, ready-to-pulverize-that-roach-to-dust kind of pose. And then the very hospitable cockroach actually made my job easier by remaining still and not moving. I should have just taken advantage of the situation and plonk the berus down hard on that thing right? Wrong. I stood there mustering up the courage to actually bring the berus down into contact with the cockroach. How pathetic. I mean, to be afraid of cockroaches is one thing lah. To be afraid to KILL a cockroach that's nicely being still, apparently glad to surrender its life to you is just plain...stupid?

So I stood there praying, "God, You gotta help me do this lah. Give me courage please. Holy spirit just come and help me now, please!" And then I actually mustered up enough courage to do it. But then I chickened out at the last second. And this went on a few times. A few times ok. I would have used a lot of expletives if I wasn't a Christian. I could feel my heart pumping ok, literally! Even being lifted from land and turned 360 degrees in midair on the tomahawk in Sunway Lagoon on Sunday wasn't so scary I tell you.

So it took me about 15 minutes going through the same chickening out process when I finally said, Ok this is it la. You don't do it now, you might as well just stand here for the rest of your life. SO. I just did it. Yeah. brought the berus down on that pesky thing and whacked a few times and scrubbed the floor with it and mutilated it. And it still didn't wanna die ok. Babi. It's body was pretty much torn apart and it was still kicking its legs wildly. Talk about a cat having 9 lives lah.

Anyway, after all that, it finally died lah. Oh God. Thank you so much. The whole process took me half an hour ok. My mom would have done it and even disposed of its corpse in 5 seconds.

I have made up my mind. Well, actually I've made up my mind a long time ago but the agonizing experience of yesterday just served to reaffirm my decision. My future husband HAS to be someone who's NOT afraid of cockroaches and who's willing to wake up in the middle of the night to kill cockroaches for me. Not that THAT's gonna happen because I'm going to hire one of those pest ridding services to rid my house of cockroaches, larvae and all, before I move in. But if, and that's a big IF, i see cockroaches at home (make that A cockroach please), he's gotta kill it for me man, no questions asked. So yea, he can have Josh Duhamel's looks, he can have James Bond's suaveness, he can have Pastor Henry's faith, he can have Jamie Oliver's cooking skills, he can have Joel Houston's song writing skills, but if he so much as squirms at the sight of a cockroach, he's out. Sorry.

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Lately I've been so lazy. Lazy to wake up in the mornings, lazy to jalan, lazy to sit down and complete my GMA merits, lazy to blog, lazy to everything. Man, I'm so decadent! I need to be more motivated lah. Which is why I wish I was in college already, cause then I'd have to wake up early and be motivated even if I'm not feeling like it. Being a sampah masyarakat is getting kind of stale already weh. Sometimes I wish my future wasn't so see-how-lah, take-it-as-it-comes kind of thing. I wish I had a clear idea of where I'd be and what I'd do when my results come out. But I know God's already got it all planned out, so I just need to trust in Him and stop relying on my own strengths. AND stop worrying. AND take it one day at a time. Which isn't very appealing to me right now. Because I'm hungry and Dinash is taking forever to come get me for lunch and it's already 2.15.
P/S: Dinash where are u?! I'm hungry weh.
P/S: Poh Leong, Luke's an old friend of mine who just got engaged ;p hahaha. Nolah! hello?! Isn't it pretty obvious it's a tv script?!

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Spoilers!

LUKE: What?
LORELAI: Luke, will you marry me?
LUKE: What?
LORELAI: Luke. Will you -
LUKE: Yes.
LORELAI: Well, you don't have to answer so -
LUKE: Yes.
LORELAI: Well, you can take a minute to -
LUKE: No.
LORELAI [takes a deep breath]: So, what.... now?
LUKE: I don't know. This is new for me.
LORELAI: Well, we should do something. Official.
LUKE: Official.
LORELAI: Yeah. Something to commemorate the moment. I mean, we're getting married. Luke. Married. You and me. Luke table-for-one Danes and Lorelai I'm-sorry-can-I-get-an-industrial-forklift-for-my-emotional-baggage Gilmore are getting - married. Huh?
[They stand, awkward and shocked, for a moment.].

hahaha. Yea...THAT. And I'm hungry. ;p

Monday, January 22, 2007

SammyO's birthday!

Ok, it's probably been blogged to death, but still I have to give MY version of the party right?

So as most of you already know, SAMANTHA ONG had her sweet sixteen birthday bash on Saturday. It was good fun and all, but she really gave me a shock when she selamba-ly came up to me after YE and asked me to co-emcee with Dexter at the very last minute. I was like, WHAT?!! But I agreed, SO. I had to go and buy makeup. Gosh. I never wear makeup, much less know how to actually put it on, but anyway, me, my mom, my sis and Janielle trooped to Watson's and got me foundation and blusher, with some help from the saleslady of course. And it turned out good after all. Hyon-Le said i "blend foundation very well". Now THAT was flattering =)

So the co-emceeing went pretty ok, save for some technical glitches and the sucky sound system. Thank God for Dexter! He's got this amazing ability to think on his feet and just come up with some nonsense at the last minute. So most of the talking was left to him (Thanks Dex!)

Sam looked really pretty and all grown up that night. I wish I had pictures but they're all in FIONA GAN WAN YING's camera so I might get it from her soon, but meanwhile if you wanna see pics you can surf around and most of the blogs have the pics, so, yea, you do that for pictures. I was just thinking, man, how Sam has grown! We grew up together in GHM and my dad used to fetch her home every Friday night after tambourine class. Back then she still lived in Andalas and she still had on geeky specs and was still spewing bucketloads of saliva when she spoke (haha nolah i was just kidding). But yea, she's all grown up and she's sixteen now!

The party went well and it was awesome to get together again with people I have not chilled with in a long time, like Ivan Tan and Penny. We used to be tuition buddies back in the Pn Asiah days and we used to cause a riot in class laughing and poking fun at Ivan and going out for dim sum and all, but after form 4 we kind of lost that gilaness already. So on Sat me and Ivan just went over to table 9 which was unoccupied and just caught up with each other over spaghetti. Then Penny came and joined us and it was like reliving the days of Pn.Asiah all over again...but then I had to run off to emcee and when I came back Penny was gone so it was just me and Ivan again. But it was fun lah.

And then, I played drums! okla, not played lah, more like simply whacked it cause Wei Loong and team screamed for me to go perform something. Man, just touching the drumsticks again felt good! I haven't played in such a long time and all my skills (if there were any at all in the first place) were rusty d, but internally i was itching to play, so it was great fun playing Always and Forever with Zlwin and Jon and with Sam herself doing vocals. I was half laughing while playing cause it all just seemed very amusing to me, and I had on a skirt summor ok! Don't play play! haha.

It was good fun really. Thanks Sam for everything! Happy 16th Birthday! Will get pictures soon if I'm not too lazy to upload...hehe...

Friday, January 19, 2007

10 things you never knew about Su Ling

1. In this era of modernisation, globalisation and gastronomicalisation, she has never tasted steak.
2. She adores her faithful, worn-out turquoise pair of Converses and can't bring herself to buy new ones even though she knows it's high time she does.
3. She's going to start praying for a jumbo fridge which is stocked full with delicious, mouth-watering, finger-licking-good DARK chocolate from all around the world and which miraculously replaces a chocolate which has been taken with a new one so the supply never runs out.
4. She can't stand Chanel No.5 and cannot understand why people seem to label it a "classic" and are willing to break their bank accounts to smell like...THAT.
5. She thinks the Guess Watches model has the prettiest face on earth. (NO! Not Amber Chia!! The other one!)
6. She will not go to sleep without first reading at least 2 chapters of the bible and she's currently at 2Samuel 7.
7. She likes sitting at the kitchen table in the middle of the night while the whole house is asleep and then banging the Jacob's Low Salt Hi Fibre tin shut after taking out two pieces of Jacob's Low Salt Hi-Fibre, consequently waking her mother who will go paranoid thinking there's a thief at home and who will then open her room door and pretend that she isn't scared and call feebly from upstairs... "Liiiiiiiing...you haven't sleep ah?"
8. She has to learn how to surf before she turns 30.
9. She has a sister who used to take her pet tortoise named Ninja on rides on her scooter during the evenings and her mother eventually made her throw it into the pond in Taman Rakyat because she was spending too much time talking to Ninja instead of doing her homework.
10. She's currently laughing at what she wrote for number 9.

Thursday, January 18, 2007

HAPPY BIRTHDAY...

SIYAN and WAI CHUN!!!!!

One's stuck in snowstorms in Portland, Oregon and the other has no idea we're gonna rock his world at Berkeley Corner tonight...heehee. These are exciting times!

to Siyan: I'm missing you tonnes and tonnes already ok?! Did I actually say I didn't miss you before you went? Oh Gosh. Forget that. Can you just come back now?! haha. Well, birthday greetings all the way from good ol' Kampung Klang! Have lots of fun skiing and stimming in the snow! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! Come back soon! And I love you to minimicronanobits babe...*huggiez* XD

to Wai Chun: My birthday wish for you is STILL that you will continue to grow in Jesus. Am still praying for you. Have fun and erm...just wait for tonight lah. Teeheehee! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! =)

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

More Pic-chas!!

Yupz, another stroll down memory lane. I'm trying to compile all pictures of me in that blue THING and there is one pic of the fellowship of the pearl which we took in class and which i really wanna post but i think i deleted it already (ATTN Siew Leng! do you stil have it?? Please please send it to me if you do!)

The fellowship of the pearl (Yea, sounds cheesy but whatever) Left-right: Doctor, Juana, Priest, Kino and um, two ke-le-fes. haha.

Celebrating Siew Leng, Su Wei and Sau Quen's birthday at Bee's. Alaaa. this picture boring la. There's this other one with everybody cramming in and smiling megawatt-ly but again, I deleted it =.="'

2nd last day of school when the whole form just went wild taking pics and practising for majlis perpisahan.

Cheap thrills...
This was how the blackboard looked like on the last day. I think Wei Chian drew me somewhere but I can't find myself. Can you?

Last day of SPM babehh!! Us girls sans Wei and Anna (probably freaking about Bible knowledge two days after the rest of us merdeka. Nyek nyek)

And a picture of the girls without me. I was...uh....somewhere else. haha.

Sigh. I look at my sis going to school nowadays and i go "man, i miss those days!"

For those still in school, especially those in your last year, enjoy it to the max. Do crazy stuff with friends and drive your teachers up the wall like I did, and you'll walk away with memories worth treasuring for the rest of your life. I mean it. *smiles in retrospect*...

Saturday, January 13, 2007

I just took a ride in a convertible today. A CONVERTIBLE man! With the top down, no less, thanks to Joel Gan. Never in my life have I even dreamt of even being in one, much less being driven around like a movie star in one! Thanks again Joel, I know you can’t read this cos you don’t have internet connection or whatever, but when you eventually get out of ulukampung-dom and start reading my blog, you gotta know just how much I totally appreciate you for the ride of my life man! =)

So anyway, what happened was a bunch of us were just selamba-ly walking to Chi Liung after YE to yamchar. THEN. *cheng cheng cheng* we suddenly saw Joel and Fiona getting into this super red hot foxy car, with the top down. So Jon Chandra and I ran over and asked him to take us on a ride. A “ride” lah, but I smart. Halfway d I asked him to fetch me home. Nyek nyek. Jon smarter summor. Reach my house d only ask Joel to send him home. Haha.

I can’t believe I didn’t have my camera with me! Gosh. You should have seen the stares we were getting from onlookers man. Basketballers at the Chi Liung court just stopped their game to gape at us. And every single person we passed turned to stare and there were people in the next car (an Unser actually) smiling shyly and actually looking embarrassed to be in their car. Haha. Farnee lah! And to top it all off, I had movie star hair, U know, hair flying everywhere and all. Too bad no sunglasses and paparazzi at the back la. Hehe.

But pictures of the red beauty can wait. (Jon and I just realized why Joel dyed his hair red too. Haha) I made Joel promise to bring his car to church tomorrow so I can snap pics and show the world. Haha. Anyway, I just had this urge just now to pose pictures of my school days…The good ol days when I was still a sec school student and had to wear that ugly blue…THING everyday. But all my best memories in life happened during my sec school years with some of my best friends and some of the looniest teachers who had some of the craziest demands in the world, (I was the ketua kelas and I had to work like a kuli for Pn.Pavani. Please remember her name for easy reference in the future if I ever need to blog about her again) so it’s only fair that they get some mention on my blog after so long right. Haha.







This was after school last year celebrating Li Yee's and my birthdays.

I hated school (who calls dragging yourself out of bed at 6 in the morning and then having to listen to Encik Ng ramble on about alkana and alkena fun hah? HAH??!) BUT. I had loads of fun in school man, I mean with the friends and the crazy stuff I did. I can remember clearly curi makaning in class when the teacher turned her back with Anna/Siew Leng as my benteng pertahanan. I also remember almost falling asleep in Noretna's bio class and then being jolted awake when she asked me a question about God-knows-what. Thank God I sat beside Say Yee in f4 and Pearly in f5. They always knew the answer wan ok! Crazy! haha. And who could forget the fellowship of the pearl?! For those of you who have seen pictures of us...


...and wondered why we always seem to take photos together gether, it's because we did this really funny skit last year for our OET project. We edited the literature text (you know, the pearl) and we came up with a script so funny the whole class just roared the whole way. (I think) So we have been inseparable since then and made sure we always have pictures everywhere we go.

That's me and Leng on the LAST DAY OF SPM!!!!! WOOOHOOOOO!!!!! The last day in Kwang Hua, and of course, the last day in that blue....THING. So of course must take pic. Historic mah....haha

Ok I have to go makan now. Wanted to post pics of the banana gang but that'll have to wait. Mom's calling from downstairs. Bye.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

SHAN MIN'S BAAAAAAACKKKK!!!!!!!


Just look at her stim face lah! You bet she's ecstatic to be home, especially since I was there to greet her! hahaa...Yea, one friend leaves and the other un-leaves. Haha. It's great to have you back Shannie! Shan Min went to New Zealand for the Lion's Youth Exchange program. She was there for 6 weeks and just came back yesterday night. The gang went there to menyambut her and gave her the shock of her life, since her mother had vigorously denied when Shannie asked whether we were going to be there ;p And then we all cramped into her living room and just hung out, like the olden days...sigh. We listened to her stories and looked at pictures while sipping nice, hot coffee and eating chocolate cookies and Cadbury chocolate (does it strike you as weird that we only had food that started with 'C' ?!) oh, and not forgettting the cream puffs too (see see!!'C' again. haha) ok well actually, only me, Su Wei and Siew Leng drank coffee lah. The rest of them just left it there until it became cold. So teruk right!

Yup, that's all of us at the airport. Leng and Anna so stim, came up with that green poster summor. Not bad eh ;p I don't have a picture of us hanging out at her house cause we were too busy chilling and catching up to even bother with the camera. Her stories are so the-amusing ok. There's this guy from Italy called Lele, and this Chinesey girl called Mei Mei, and then there's hottie Eduardo and the gay guy Brooke, and the behiaobaa Jap guy and Miss world Anna and....aiya banyak lah. Then we watched videos of Shan ramming her kart into a rock (uh, yeah, she's going to be a terrible driver) and her in the Zoub/Zoob/Zouk/whatever. Basically you're enclosed in this huge ball and then you're rolled down a steep hill. So stim! And then we also watched the haka dance, the REAL, MANLY thing ok! Not the Camporama wan...haha. Yeah, which reminds me... Melvan would go "hak banyak-banyaaaaaaak!!!" ... "hak hak hak hak hak hak hak HAK HAK HAK HAAAAKKKK".... That was feeble man. You should see the REAL Maori haka. They're super hardcore ok. They look ready to ram you into a wall and rip your muscles apart and fry you in hot oil or something. Haha. And they're awesome singers too, deep from the belly and very Il Divo-ish. Hehe.

But NZ stories aside, it was great just hanging out with the girls again. We're all over the place now, some in coll, some working their butts off (ehem), some stimming in NZ *wink* and to finally get together again to catch up with each other was priceless. I thank God for this bunch of people who've brought so much joy into my life, and hey! We should do the "C" foodie thing more often you know! There's also cranberry and crepe and cake and...God forbid, CHEESE (eww Su Wei!) haha.
And here's a pic i took with Shannie before we left her house. We were emulating the people at her camp in NZ who seemed SO amused with the whole Japanese "kawaii" thing. So Shan was like, "hey! Let's be stupid!" In case you didn't know, we NEVER do the Jap pose in our pictures. EVER. In fact we're super anti kawaii we actually think that girls who do the Jap pose are 2nd class citizens. (OK lah, with the exception of TAN SIEW LENG la, who loves doing the peace sign. She's NOT a 2nd class citizen! Haha sorry ah Leng.;p) So anyway, we ended up being stupid and doing "THE JAP POSE" but with a twist to it. We're goooood.... ;p

And I also found another Jap pose pic with me in it on Shannon's page. Wei Loong doesn't belong in this post but whatever. I just like the pic so I'm posting it up! Shannon calls it "being mice" or somethin, but I call it... Spiced up Jap pose babeh! =)

Had great fun with you gals! (Not YOU, Wei Loong... ;p) Meet up again soon! Love you all! *huggies*

Tuesday, January 9, 2007

My bestie's leaving...

Ahhh...THE day is finally here. After months of telephone calls and filling in application forms and getting hyped up and meeting new friends, SIYAN is finally going to the US!! Honestly I don't really miss her, YET. (haha don't kill me for saying this ya Yan), probably because I know I'll see her again real soon (with lots of presents that she's going to bring me from Portland, Oregon of course ;p) and also because I know she won't have any trouble fitting in. And...here's the bomb. Her host father is a ski instructor, so she'll get to go skiing and snowboarding and all the snowy stuff. AND she's stopping over at PARIS!!!!!! I could kill you man! hahaha. Yan, I'm sure you'll have loads and loads of fun. So make the most out of this experience! God bless yah, and have a safe trip to and fro. I'll be missing you soon (not now though) ;p love ya to microbits!! *huggggggiesss*

Saturday, January 6, 2007

Okiez, as promised. The Singapore pics. First up, I've got to show you pictures of MANFRED. He's my cousin's son and he's the cutest, adorablest, wonderfulest, funnest kid in the world. He's 5 and he's autistic, which is part of his charm. His favourite word is 'Hey!' Every 5 minutes or so, he'll look at you and just go 'Hey!!'. Never gets bored of it even though i got bored of responding after about 10 times of hey-ing back at him. haha. He's awesome lah. Check out his angelic face...I love this picture the most.

In the car smiling for the cameraaaa...

And here's Manfred and his sister Shannon. He just woke up by the way. So darn cute right! Oh, and he loves scratching his body. Just...I dunno. Something he does all the time. hahaha.

And here's me with Manfred and Shannon...

And here's me and my sis, who's complaining she looks ugly in here right now.



All of us with my cousin Stephanie and her family.

I'll post more pictures up soon if i'm not too lazy. hehe. Ciao.

Tuesday, January 2, 2007

Ramblings and fake accents

First of all, Siyan, MY TAGBOX IS WORKING LAH! You ar, told you your pc sot sot d. haha.

To everybody else reading this, ignore the post after this cos the Singapore trip jadi after all. See, what happened was my aunt went to the bus station on the eve of Christmas eve and got tickets for us, so we left on Christmas eve right after Sunday service. There wasn’t time to tell everybody, so to all 5S1ers who tried to contact me “so many times” in vain, I’m sorry you guys thought I was kidnapped and called the police. Heehee. Don’t worry, there’ll always be another sushi making session ;p

There’s nothing much to shout about my Singapore trip really. I didn’t really enjoy it cos of certain reasons, but I’m too lazy to give you all the dirt, so I thought I’d just post pictures. But that also have to wait lah, cos my camera no batt. Hahaha. But what I CAN do now is to tell you about my harrowing experience being interrogated by my dad’s cousin’s brother (who’s technically my dad’s cousin too, but I prefer to think of him in that way).

So we went to Sengkang, Singapore to meet him, and he’s a normal 30+ year old guy really, except he’s got a lifelong passion to “save all the youth around the world from moral decay”. I am not even kidding you ok. Those were his exact words, only he told me in mandarin, so I’m translating it into English for all the bananas. Hehe. But what happened was this: I went to his house and I was sitting there nicely not saying anything when he suddenly started asking me my name and what I was planning to do with my life. So I told him I wasn’t sure, YET, but he started giving me this long lecture about how we should know what our goals in life are and how we’re going to achieve them. Then he gave me the example of HIS goal in HIS life, and that’s where the “I wanna save all the youth around the world from moral decay” part comes in.

Ok, I thought that was that. Mana tau he started giving me points on how to succeed in life. You know, like those self help books. “1st, write down your goals. 2nd, plan. 3rd, do something” you know, that kind of thing. So I sat there listening, but basically I didn’t register at all what he was saying. I just ACTED like I was very interested, you know, making eye contact, nodding my head in agreement at strategic intervals, smiling in mock amusement when I thought he was making a joke, that kind of thing. Then sial, he started QUIZZING me on the points he had just mentioned! I was like, shit. So I simply tembak lah, then mana tau all wrong! So embarrassing ok, especially since when he asked me before quizzing me whether I remember the points, I had confidently answered, “Yes!” (Hey, just to shut him up you know)

You’d think that he’d get the hint by then, but no! He continued. And don’t ask me what he said after that, because I wasn’t listening at all. There were times when he paused suddenly and I got all tensed up. I hate pauses like that. You don’t know whether you’re supposed to respond, or wait for him to continue with his rambling since he looks almost ready to burst from his unconcealed excitement of saving me from moral decay. Then he suddenly asked: “Do you understand English?” Too much ok!! Looking down on my intelligence izit!! Let me show you what I can do!! (He was speaking in mandarin before this remember?) So I said yes. Then he started speaking in that very very fake Americaney accent, continuing what he was just saying, only this time I was paying attention because I was so amused by his silly accent.

Then he asked: “Do you know who Tiger Woods is?” I can’t believe myself sometimes. Why do I have to be such an angel all the time? I should have said something like: “Yea yea!! I’m an avid golfer and Tiger’s actually a family friend. My whole family went to Cleveland, Ohio to watch him play when I was 4 years old, and when he won the World Golf Tournament there, my dad got him to sign my cap and I even took a photo with him! My mom invited him to visit us if he ever comes to Malaysia and two years ago, he came and stayed at my house!” or something lah, just to shut him up. But instead, I said: “Um, yeah, he’s the champion golfer, right?” As though I wasn’t even totally, entirely, completely, 100% sure. I should’ve known better than to answer a dumb question with another dumb question, but whatever lah. The misery continued.

Yada yada yada. My sister is damn melampau ok. She was sitting there happily, gloating and watching me being tortured and not doing a single thing to save me, until the last minute when my aunt asked her a question about me and she had to ask me. She smacked my thigh and cut right though the man’s monologue and saved me finally. THANK GOD!!! I answered my aunt’s question and continued to drag on the conversation with her and left the man out completely until he got bored of waiting for me to turn my attention to him and HE. FINALLY. LEFT. (to go to his room! YAY!!)

Phew. If I ever do go to Singapore again, I’ll never ever step foot in there anymore. I heard from my dad’s cousin that all the teens in the family have kena-ed from him before, in fact each time they go to his house, he’ll make them go into his room and ask them “questions”. God!

So anyway, I’ll post pictures of Singapore up soon. And in case you’re wondering why I bothered to blog about this experience in the first place, it’s because I was sitting there while he was rambling on and on, thinking I HAVE TO BLOG ABOUT HIM!!!

BLESSED NEW YEAR everyone!! =)